Two words...

Little Jimmy comes home from school, and his mother is in the kitchen. He says "Mommy, I heard some words today on the playground and I didn't know what they meant. Can you tell me what they mean?"

His mother says "Sure, what words were they?"

Jimmy says "Well, first I heard one of the other kids say someone was a 'pussy.' What's a pussy?"

His mother thinks for a long moment, then says "They must have meant a cat... Like a pussy cat. Sometimes it's just shortened to 'pussy.' What was the other word?"

So Jimmy says "Another kid said 'bitch.' What's a bitch?"

The mother thinks for a moment, then says "Well, a female dog is a bitch. So they were probably talking about a female dog."

Jimmy nods, and walks away. But he still thinks that there must be more to it than what his mother was telling him. So he goes upstairs to where his father is sitting in his office, to ask him.

"Daddy, I heard some words today on the playground and I asked Mommy what they meant and she told me, but I don't think she really knows. Can you tell me what the two words mean?"

The father looks at Jimmy and says "Sure. I'd be glad to. What's the first word?"

Jimmy says "Well, Daddy, what's a pussy?"

Jimmy's dad opens up a drawer in his desk and pulls out a Penthouse magazine. He flips to the centerfold. Then he grabs a sharpie marker and draws a circle around the centerfold's vagina. He points to it and says, decisively, "That, son. THAT is a pussy."

Jimmy nods, and says "Ok, Daddy, then what's a bitch?"

Jimmy's dad leans back in his chair and smiles. "Everything outside the circle."