Is the Human Race Doomed Through Stupidity?

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer products that may tell us that we are;


1. On a blanket from Taiwan -


NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.


2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists -


REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.


3. On a Taiwanese shampoo -


USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.


4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink


AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.


5. On a New Zealand insect spray -


THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.


6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer -


TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)


7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids


LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.


8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles


OPEN OTHER END.


9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins -


WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?


10. On a Sears hairdryer -


DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.


11. On a bag of Fritos -


YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.


12. On a bar of Dial soap -


DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.


13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)-


DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.


14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -


PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.


15. On a Korean kitchen knife -


WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.


16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights -


FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY.


17. On a Japanese food processor -


NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE.


18. On Sainsbury's peanuts -


WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.


19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts


INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.


20. On a Swedish chainsaw -


DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS.


21. On a child's superman costume -


WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY.


22. On some frozen dinners


SERVING SUGGESTION DEFROST.


23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box


FITS ONE HEAD.


24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron


DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.


25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine


DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.


26. On Nytol sleep aid


WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.