Two pathologists are in a morgue...

...one says to the other,

"Hey, you know the blonde stiff in container C-06?"

"Yeah?" the other replies.

"Well, there's a prawn in between her legs."

"What?!"

"Yes, I swear!"

"Bullshit, show me."

The pathologist leads the other to the container, pulls out the drawer, throws back the white sheet and points.

"See? What did I tell you?"

The other pathologist shakes his head and says,
"That's not a prawn you moron, that's the clitoris"

"Oh." He replies. "Tastes like a prawn."

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