The Brunette came out and said, "We had sex in the missionary position, and we're going to have a boy!"
The Redhead came out and said, "We had sex in the cowgirl position, and we're having a girl!"
The Blonde started sobbing as she stood to go in. Between sobs, she said, "Oh no! We're having puppies!"
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