A ravishing brunette, a scientist redhead, and a famous Blonde. As they explore the area, they find a fancy antique store with various interesting items, but the most alluring was a big oval mirror with a golden exquisite frame.
So they ask the owner about it, and he says "ah, a very good eye you have, this is a special mirror which some say is cursed, others say it is a blessing." He continues "it is said if you stand in front of the mirror alone and say something that is true, you will have a wish granted, but if you say something which happens to be false, you will disappear from existence".
The three women look at each other and decide they will take it.
So when they finally have it at home they want to try it out. The first, redhead scientist, stands before the mirror and says "i think i'm smartest woman in the world"
POOF! she disappears.
Next the gorgeous brunette stands before the mirror and exclaims "i think i'm the most beautiful woman in the world"
POOF! she disappears.
The blonde, somewhat nervous walks up to the mirror and says "I think.."
POOF! She disappears.
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