Two older men where sitting at a bar when they over heard a few younger men talking.
One younger man said "you look exhausted"
The other man replied "I know all my girlfriend wants to do is have sex. Before breakfast, after breakfast, middle of the day, night, she even makes me up most nights to have sex"
One older gentleman scooted closer and said "Just marry her, that will put a stop to it real quick"
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