A newly married couple had just returned from their honeymoon. As they were getting ready for bed that night, the young husband had an idea he wanted to run past his new bride.
He says "Sweetheart, we have had a lot of sex these last few days on our honeymoon. And I'm sure you can tell I have really enjoyed it. But I realize you aren't going to want to have sex every single night of our marriage. So I think we should develop a code for whether or not you want to have sex."
His new bride is very impressed with his being so understanding, and responds; "That is a wonderful idea! What do you have in mind?"
"Well Dear", he says, "If you want to have sex, just reach over and pull on my penis 2 times."
That sounded fine to her, so she then asks, "What should I do if I don't want sex?"
He thinks for just a moment and replies "Well I guess in the event you don't want to have sex, you should reach over and pull on my penis 2 or 3 Hundred times,,,"
*This is one I heard years ago, but have never seen it on here. If it is a re-post, my apologies.
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