He approaches the lady at the front desk and says, "Hi, I would like to purchase some sex please."
The lady just smiled and replied, "Ok, here is the board with the different priced women. All are currently available right now so choose whoever you'd like."
The man looking a bit concerned said, "Well you see, I only have $20. What will that do for me?"
"Oh...wellll I will just have to give you the cheapest lady then. But don't worry, you're not the first! Here is your room key and she'll be waiting for you in room D." The lady replied.
Excited and nervous the man ran to his room. After about 10 minutes he came out sprinting back to the front desk and frantically rang the bell repeatedly. The lady came out curious what he was so frantic about.
"Yes? What can I help you with?" She asked.
The man exclaimed, "I went in the room and noticed my girl was acting strange and not very responsive, but I disregarded it and started getting my thang on. Then all of a sudden puss started pouring out of her nose and mouth! We need to call an ambulance or something!"
The lady at the front desk just replies, "Ohhh, don't worry about that. Hey Doug! The dead chick in room D is full again!"
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