Two old women on a plane and sitting next to each other

Two old women on a plane sitting next to each other one
black the other white.

Black:What would you do if the plane were to fall out of the sky and crash?
White:I would put on my best clothes and all my most expensive looking jewelery
Black: what! why?
White: because they rescue the rich white women first. What about you?
Black: Id strip down naked
White: What! why?
Black: because they rescue the black box first.

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