Once upon a time, a girl believed she had no vagina. Her loving fundamentalist Christian parents doted on her and homeschooled her all her childhood, but they were tragically killed when she was 18. Now she had to go out on the Internet to find a potential husband, one who wrote he was born without a penis.
The good news was that she could not lose her virginity, so they could caress quite freely, and the randy lad naturally asked to see where her vagina would have been. After much hesitation she finally lets him see. He bursts out laughing. "That's not where a vagina goes... that's your belly button!"
He wants to look somewhere else, but she stops him, saying *that*'s a nasty, nasty wound that starts bleeding almost every month. Her mom said to keep it bandaged all the time and never touch it or it might never stop bleeding at all. He tells her it's a vagina, but she doesn't believe him, because her parents would never *lie* to her.
After days of sweet talk and researching on the Internet the beneficial substances present in saliva, he finally convinces her to let him gently lick the wound to make it better. And by force of G-spot-fu, he brings her to wave after wave of ecstasy.
The moral of this story is...
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*"The proof of the pussy is in the eating thereof."*
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