...have this weekly routine of going to the brothel on Saturdays, for it is the only day of the week a bus comes to their isolated village. But this Saturday one of the farmer is late. And it's his time to pay. The second farmer is pissed because he didn't bring any money on him, and he misses the bus. When the first farmer comes running, he gets so yelled at that he offers that they just go to his farm and fuck one of his pig.
So they get to the pig house, and the first farmer says:
"OK, since it's my fault, you go first. The pig is in there, he's alone."
So as his friend goes in, he waits by the door. After 5minutes, he starts hearing weird sounds, chocking sounds and more struggle than he's used to when he occasionally does it. After ten minutes, as the struggling sounds intensify, he goes in, and finds his friend doing the pig in missionary position, with the pig on his back struggling.
He yells "what the hell, man? That's not how you fuck a pig!!!"
Without stopping, his friend turns to him and goes "I know! But I like to tongue-kiss when I'm fucking!"
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