"A politician, a child abuser and a liar enter a pub and he orders a drink.
How do you know if a politician has early on set Alzheimer's? He fucked a kid in the 70s.
How did David Cameron make friends at university? He smashed up restaurants, burnt £50 in front a homeless persons face, and face fucked a pig."
...And that's how I lost my job as the House of Commons jester.
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