So two guys are walking through the desert and all is going well. As they are walking one guy says to the other "OW UNCOOL, hey did you see that". The other guy replies "see what". The first guy turns and points at the approaching shroud of sand and rocks and proceeds to say " Darude Sandstorm "
They are then engulfed in the storm and die
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