A vague acquaintance of mine posted this on Facebook:
>"I don't believe in formal education. I believe that the bittersweet burst of a blackberry in a child's mouth, especially one plucked from the wild or grown in their own garden, will teach them everything they ought to know. I believe that over time, they shall be mindful of the sun and rain and soil that contributed to the existence of that blackberry. And I believe that they will see themselves as powerful beings in a powerful universe, where a single berry can transcend the feeble attempts of man."
Except eating a blackberry doesn't teach you math or history or "how to dougie." What are some other things eating blackberries doesn't teach you?
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