Two men walk into a desert and a very venomous snake clenches it's teeth in one of the men's dick.
Panicked man: *"I'm going to die!"*
Friend: *"No you're not!"*
The friend immediately calls 911 and asks the operator what he should do.
Operator: *"There is only one way your friend can survive: you have to suck the poison out."*
*"What did she say?!? What did she say!!???"* yelled the distressed man.
His friend looks at him and says: *"I'm sorry man, she said that you're going to die."*
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