A man was walking down the beach when he saw an armless, legless woman sitting in the sand sobbing. Feeling bad for her, he approached the woman and asked her why she was crying. She said, "In my entire life, I've never been hugged by any man other than my father." So, feeling particularly friendly, the man reaches down and gives her a big bear hug then starts to leave. Before he can leave the woman starts crying again. "What's wrong now?" he asks. "In my entire life, I've never been kissed by a man other than my father." A little reluctantly this time, the man bends over and plants a big kiss right on her lips. Pleased with his good deeds, he starts to make his way down the beach again. A few steps away he hears her start sobbing AGAIN. He turns and asks, "What's wrong NOW?" "In my whole life, I've never been fucked." answered the woman. So the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean and yells, "Now you're fucked!"
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