His teacher demands, "where were you yesterday?"
"I’m sorry Miss, my dad got burnt," replies Johnny."
Oh, I’m sorry, I hope it wasn’t serious," says the teacher.
To which Johnny replies, "Well, they don"t fuck about at the crematorium."
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