Both men are married, and both have anniversaries coming up. They begin discussing the gifts they obtained for their spouses.
The first gentleman says, "I got her a tennis bracelet, a spa membership, and a week long cruise. What about you?"
"Oh. Um, I got mine a pair of slippers and a dildo."
"Slippers, and a dildo?", the other patron choked.
"Yea, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself."
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