Three guys are sharing a jail cell. One on PCP, one on LSD, and the third baked out of his mind on marijuana...

They decide to escape prison. The guy on PCP says "easy, I'll bend the bars and we'll escape the cell"

The guy on LSD says "yeah, and when we get out I'll shoot laser beams from my eyes and melt the walls so we can escape the prison"

The guy on weed says "that sounds like a great idea guys, but let's do it tomorrow..."

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