When they crest a dune and see in front of them some market stalls. They crawl to the first stall and ask for some water but the vendor says "I'm afraid we only sell cake sponge, jelly and custard".
So, the men crawl to the next stand and ask for water. The stall owner replies "sorry, but I only have custard, sponge and jelly"
They crawl to the final stand and ask, in desperation, for water. The store holder tells the men "I'm only sell jelly, sponge and custard"
Without water, the two men crawl off into the desert once more, in search of water. As they are crawling from the market one man turns to the other and says "is it just me or was that a bit weird" to which the other man replies "yes, it was a trifle bazaar"
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