Two men are

lost in a desert and are very hungry. After walking around for many hours they stumble across a small cabin and decide to see if there is any food in there. So they knock on the door and to their surprise a woman opens. Nevertheless, they ask if she has any food and she answers "Yes, but I'll only give it if one of you have sex with me." So the first guy says to his pal "I'll take the bullet, one of us has to do it." and goes into the cabin with the woman.

Once inside, the woman says "ok lets do it" and lifts up her skirt. But quickly the man requests "can you have your eyes closed though" and the woman agrees. Then he spots a basket of corn and quickly grabs one, and does, you know, does the thing. When the woman is about to open her eyes he quickly throws the cob out the window.

Then the woman says "again" so she close her eyes and he grabs another piece of corn and later throws it out the window. The woman says again over and over until the man sees there is no corn on the cobs left and says enough. The woman agrees that it is enough and gives the man 2 apples. So the man walks outside to his pal and says "look what I got, two apples!" And the pal, with his mouth full, responds

"Forget the apples look at all this corn I found!"