The guy who wanted to marry an innocent virgin

There was this philandering guy who after bedding 100s of gals decided to marry and settle down. The girl he wanted to marry should be young and beautiful but most importantly be an innocent virgin. He also wanted to teach her everything about sex;

To this his friend asked,"How are you gonna find out she is an innocent virgin?"

He replied."Simple, I will just show her penis and ask her what it is and if she answers right must mean she is well versed in matters of sex and hence not an innocent virgin!"

And so in his quest he dated a number of gals but all failed his tests.

Then one day at a supermarket checkout lane he saw this angelic looking beautiful girl and instantly fell in love with her and wanted to marry her but then reminded himself about the test. He somehow befriended the gal and dated her for a few times and one day he brought her home where both of them sat on the couch. He then stood up and told her he wanted to show her something and unzipped his pants and removed his penis and asked the gilr,"do you know what this is?"

The girl giggled a lot like a young teen and replied."thats a tadpole!"

The man was surprised at the reply and asked."are you sure this is a tadpole"

The giggled more and said."yes i am sure this is a tadpole"

The man was happy to hear that and came to conclusion this girl had to be an innocent virgin and immediately asked to marry her and she agreed.

After marriage it was the first time they both were in bed and so he undressed himself naked and told her,"Darling tonight I am going into initiate you into the beautiful world of sex and teach you all I know and to star with this thing you see here is called a penis"

The girl replied casually."yeah i know thats a penis, you think I am stupid or something"

The man who was shocked by now asked."but the other day you thought this was a tadpole"

The girl laughed and replied."well i had seen lots of pythons, bandicoots, frogs but never a tadpole"