... a third grader named Johnny was being picked up by his mother.
"What did you do in school today?" asked his mom.
"I had sex with my teacher," he replied. Johnny's mother was furious. She walked him home without saying a word, and then once they were home she sent him up to his room.
"I'm telling your father about this," she yelled from downstairs.
Once Johnny's father was home, the mother explained to him what had happened.
Johnny's father went up to his room and congratulated Johnny.
"Nice work, son! Let me buy you a new bike."
So they went out to the bike store. "Pick any one you want, Johnny," said the father.
Johnny picked out a blue and black one with red stripes.
"Do you want to ride it home, son?" asked Johnny's dad.
"No thanks, Pa. My butt still hurts."
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