Two Martians...

land in the middle of nowhere. after for walking to a while they come upon an abandoned gas station. The big martian walks up to the pump and says, "take me to your leader, please." The gas pump doesn't say anything. the little martian says, "hey man, let's just go to the next guy." The big martians says again, "please take me to your leader." Still no answer from the gas pump. This goes on for a while the, the whole time the big martian is getting mad and the little martian trying to get them to move on.
Finally the big martian pulls out his laser gun and points it at the pump. "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER, NOW!" The little martian is now pleading with the big martian and the pump, trying to get the pump to talk and trying to convince the big martian not to shoot the pump.
The big martian says, "three...two.."
"No, NNNOOOO!" says the little martian.
"ONE!"
KABOOM! The whole gas station explodes as soon as the big martian pulled the trigger. The two martians get blown back about 100 feet. As they are getting back up and brushing themselves back off, the big martian says, "Holy crap, how'd you know not to mess with that guy?"
To which the little martian replies, "Well I figure anyone who can take his dick , wrap it around his should a few times and stick it in his ear, must be one tough some of a bitch."

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