A Captain and his first mate were navigating a string of islands, The first mate explains to the Captain that the island on the left of the sun would make an appropriate base is on the island closest to the sun. The captain looks back at the first mate and
A Captain and his first mate were navigating a string of islands, The first mate explains to the Captain that the island on the left of the sun would make an appropriate base is on the island closest to the sun. The captain looks back at the first mate and
You need to be more Pacific.
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