Two journalists...

...have to prepare a service about some rural villages, so they go in a village and ask to an old man

"Can you tell us a story about this village?"

and the man

"It was about 10 years ago when we lost a sheep in the forest and we took all day to find her, later we had a great party and we all fucked the sheep"

The journalists say to the man that they can't write about that story and they ask him to tell another story, and the man

"It was about 5 years ago when we lost a goat in the forest and we took all day to find her, later we had a great party and we all fucked the goat"

The journalists ask to the man to tell another story, but this time a story about him, possibly something sad to impress the readers, so the man starts crying and says

"I have a sad story but this one still hurts me even if it happened 7 years ago..."

"Please tell us" says one of the interviewer

"Well, that was the time I lost in the forest"

P.S. Sorry for bad english, correct me if It's needed

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