Two Japanese businessmen talk during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha House.

Two Japanese businessmen talk during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha House.

The first businessman says, "Hiroko-san, I've some unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you."

Hiroko-san can't believe what he hears, and asks for more information.

"Your wife is dishonoring you, and she's doing it with a foreigner of the Jewish faith," says his colleague.

Shocked, Hiroko-san decides to go home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, "I'm told that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith."

She replied, "That is a lie. Where did you hear such dreck and *mishegoss*?"

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