A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra.
You know, these are the colours of my favourite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good.
The next day when they come home her wife asks: How was your day? The man says: Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!
The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife: And what happened today in your office, honey?
She says: Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but hell it feels good !
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