A man and an alligator walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Whoa man, you can't have an alligator in here!"
The man replies, "Don't worry, its a trained alligator."
Bartender, "I don't care if its trained or not, you can't have a fucking alligator in a bar."
Man, "Alright, check this out." The man then opens the alligator's mouth, takes out his dick, places it in the alligators mouth, closes it, then grabs a stick and starts bashing the alligator over the head. After a few whacks, the man calmly places down the stick, opens the alligators mouth, and pulls out his unharmed dick. "And anyone in the bar could do the same thing."
An old woman in the back of the bar raises her hand and says, "Well, I'll give it a try, but I don't want you smacking me over the head with that stick."