A man was sitting with his wife one morning when he asks "can you go and make me some eggs?" His wife then scornfully replies, "make you own damn eggs!" The man looks to his wife and says "what's the matter?" She then screams "quit treating me like a dog!" To which he wittily replies "then quit acting like a bitch!"
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