... The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!".
To which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day"
"Did you get a blow job?"
"Naw, I couldnt find her head"
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