to talk to him about the birds and the bees.
He says, "Son, I think it's about time I told you about the birds and the bees. When a man and a wom..."
The son cuts his dad off mid-sentence and says, "I already know about sex, dad."
Feeling both outraged and relived the dad asks, "Who told you?"
The son replies, "Father McKinney, after mass."
"Well, how much do you know?"
And the son says "We just went over the ins and outs."
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