Sean and Seamus open a pub...

...but it's not very successful. In the first week they'd only gotten three customers.

By Saturday night and looking at an empty bar, Sean turns to Seamus and says, "See? I told you we should have opened a brothel."

Seamus says, "That's ridiculous. If they're not coming in for beer, they certainly wouldn't come in for broth!"

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