The sheriff asks for the hiker's name and he quietly says it's Bob. He also asks for the other hiker's name, but Bob explains she's a stranger. The sheriff, having formulated a plan, asks the hiker what food they brought. Bob speaks very softly so as to not alert the bear, saying the name of a candy bar she has in her pocket.
The sheriff asks whether Bob can tell the woman to throw the candy bar she has to distract it. Bob stops talking, and the sheriff instinctively knows the bear's now extremely close to Bob. He tells Bob to discreetly pass the phone over to her, saying he will directly tell the woman to throw the candy bar to distract it.
Bob passes the phone over to the woman and she listens to the sheriff's directions. She then gives back the phone, picks up the baby, and throws it to the bear which quickly devours the poor thing.
"What the hell did he tell you?!" Bob asks, in complete shock.
The woman, confused, replies "How did he know my name was Ruth?"
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