A big brown bear walked into a bar, and said "Give me a bloody beer"
The barman said: "We don't serve beers to big brown bears, who say bloody"
The bloke beside the bear was a bit bemused at the situation, and stared laughing behind his hand
\*b-haw\* \*b-haw\* \*b-haw\*
The big brown bear picked up the bloke and bashed him about, then banged him back down on the barstool.
He then turned back to the barman and said "Give me a bloody beer"
The barman said "We don't serve beers to big brown bears that say bloody, and beat bystanders"
The big, burley bouncer bounded over. But before he could bowl the bear backwards, the bear had beaten him into the back wall.
The bear turned back to the barman and said "Now give me a bloody beer!"
The barman said "Look, we don't serve beers to big brown bears that beat bystanders and bash bouncers"
The bewitchingly beautiful, busty barmaid bounced over. Well, the bear took her behind the bar.
"Now give me a bloody beer"
The barman said "We don't serve beers to big brown bears that say bloody, beat bystanders, bash bouncers and bonk barmaids."
The bear started banging on the bar, but soon got bored of banging on the bar, and took a big bite out of it.
"Now give me a bloody beer, or you're next!"
The barman said, "Last time mate, we don't serve beers to big brown bears that say bloody, beat bystanders, bash bouncers, bonk barmaids and take drugs.
The bear said "Take drugs? What are you talking about?"
The barman said, "I saw that bar-bit-you-ate"
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