This disheveled-looking guy walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a stiff drink. The bartender says, What's eating you? The guy says, My wife left me this morning, I got laid off this afternoon, my car got wrecked earlier tonight, and my dog died in the vet's office. The bartender says, Wow! I forgot the punchline!
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