Two guys were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one guy.
"Well, not exactly." The other guy replied, "She's more into the trick
dog
aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly, I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays
dead."
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