One guy is on the fifth level of the construction site and the other guy is all the way at the bottom.
The guy at the top needs a handsaw, however, being lazy and not wanting to go all the way down to get it, decides to signal the guy at the bottom.
The guy at the top starts pointing to his eye, then knee, followed by a sawing motion with his hand, to signal "I need handsaw".
The guy at the bottom pulls down his pants and starts jerking off.
The guy at the top races all the way down the five levels to reach the guy at the bottom, and out of breath he says, " hey asshole I was telling you I need a handsaw".
The other guy says, "I know, I was telling you I'm coming".
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