So Jesus went to the tailor to get a new robe made. He loved his new robe so much that he went back to the tailor, a Mr. Wilson, to let him know.
Wilson, always the business man, told Jesus, "Jesus, if you liked it so much, let's go into business together. You've got great a great reputation, and I make great robes... together I know we can be a really successful team!"
Jesus said, "Wow, Wilson, I love the idea of teaming up with Jerusalem's best tailor. Let's do it...but what should we call ourselves?"
"What about 'Wilson & Jesus'?" suggests Wilson.
"Hmmm," replied Jesus, "That's not a bad idea, but I've got just one change... I think it would do a lot better if we called it 'Lord and Tailor'?"
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