Two guys went camping in the wood.
As they started getting deeper in the woods they encountered a tribe folk with a sharp knife.
''Stop right there!'' he said.
They both stopped moving, they were scared as hell.
''I will kill you both, take your skin off and make a boat out of it but first you will each be granted one wish.''
The first man wished for a chance to see his family and his wish was granted. He was then killed.
The second man wished for a fork. A fork appeared in his hands.
''Why did you wish for a fork?'' said the tribe folk.
The man then repeatedly stabbed himself with the fork screaming ''TRY MAKING A BOAT OUT OF ME NOW BITCH!''.
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