A corporate CEO took his employee of the year out to lunch to celebrate. Being right after Christmas, they were discussing what they got their significant others as gifts.
The CEO says "I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes that way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive the Mercedes to the store and get a new one."
To which the employee of the year replied, "I did something similar, except I got my wife a sweater and a dildo, that way if she doesn't like the sweater she can go fuck herself."
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