Two guys, an American and an Indian sitting in a bar

are taking shots one after the other.

The Indian said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry whom I don't love, so I told that frankly to my parents and now I'm having a lot of family problems."

The American turned wearily towards the Indian and said, "I'm married to a widow whom I dated for 3 years and loved deeply. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I'm my own grandson. And you say you have family problems"

The Indian fainted!!!!