The "Brother"

Sarah handed in her report which was neatly typed in double
spaced 12 font. The next week, Ms. Tea the teacher told another
girl, Rebecca to hand out the reports that were graded.
Everyone got theres back except Sarah. "Oh no, she thought, I
hope she didn't lose it, i worked so hard on it!" So Sarah went
up to Ms. Tea and asked where her report was. Ms Tea said, "
Oh, i liked it and all, but on the back of it, it said, Ms. Tea
loves making out with an elephant!" Sarah said, " it must have
been my brother henry, he always messes around with my stuff!
Last night, he must of wrote that horrible sentence while i was
taking a shower! Ms. Tea said, " oh, then i feel bad for you
Sarah, here, i loved this report, i give you an A+! Oh and here
is a lollipop for the wonderful job! The next day, another
report was due, and it was an oral report this time. It was
Sarah's turn up, and she wrote about George Washington. "
George Washington as you all know, was our first president, and
i found out that he never was a liar, unlike Ms. Tea, who always
lies. Yes, she says she does classroom work at lunchtime, but
really, she goes into the janitor closet with a guy and... "
Can You please come up here please Sarah at once!" Ms. Tea was
furious. " Do you know what you just read?" she asked. Sarah
said, " no, i was just reading my paper, i wasn't paying any
attention to what i was reading! But i just noticed, and you
know what? I think it was henry again, last night, while
brushing my teeth, he probably changed it! AGAIN! He is always
trying to get me into trouble, ALWAYS! The last week, he put
toothpaste in my pants in my drawer, then mom found out, and
punished me because she thought i wasted toothpaste, and i had
to use the toothpaste out of my pants to brush my teeth from
then on till now!" Ms. Tea them suddenly changed her
expression, and said, " oh i really feel soooo bad for you,
heres another A+ and a lollipop! Good job!" That night, Ms.
Tea phoned Sarah's mother and said " Hello, this is Ms. Tea,
sarah's teacher." Sarah's mother said " oh what has she done
now?" Ms tea said, " oh nothing, nothing at all, its just that i
think you should watch over henry, sometimes henry does things
to get Sarah into trouble, and... " Wait, hold on," said Sarah's
mother, " Who's Henry??