The first man asks the second man, "How did you die?"
The second man replies, " I froze to death, and you?"
The first man says, " I had a heart attack."
The second man asks, "how could that have happened?"
First man says," I was gardening outside my house and heard an unusual sound and assumed by wife was cheating on me, rushing into the house I looked everywhere but could not find the man, feeling so ashamed of accusing my wife of infidelity, I had a heart attack.
The second man replies, " what a shame, perhaps if you found me in the freezer we'd both be alive.
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