True story from a few minutes ago..
I am working on burning out stumps on the property. Instead of jumping in the shower this morning I went out to get the fire going again first. When I was done I came in and took off everything I was wearing in the mud room.
I walked into the living room wearing nothing but my glasses. The wife takes one look at me, starts cracking up, and says, "You make me laugh!".
I wittily respond, seeking some praise, "I don't make you laugh because of my tiny penis do I?"
She reassuringly says, "No, babe. I couldn't even see your tiny penis."
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