Bob and Steve were on an aeroplane. Bob was horny and asked Steve if they should start having sex. Steve of course refused because everyone would notice. Bob replied "No, don't worry. Look!" and he stood up and shouted "CAN I PLEASE HAVE A PENCIL" in which noone replied or even looked at him. The sleeping were asleep, the reading were reading. They both start having sex and sure enough, noone realised.
When the plane landed, an old man vomited. The flight attendance came over to clean it and asked the old man "Why didn't you ask for a plastic bag?" He replied "There was a man in front of me who asked for a pencil! And he got fucked in the ass!"
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