and had wild sex throughout the night. The next morning one of the guys jumped out of bed and said "Im going to go grab us some breakfast, you better not cum before I get back!"
He raced out and grabbed some groceries from a local store and headed back to the motel. He opens the door and is greeted by a room plastered with cum. He angrily says "I told you not to cum!" to which the other guy replied "I didn't ... I farted"
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