Do I look like a gardener?

A woman said to her husband: “Do the garden”

He replied: “Do I like a gardener?”

Then she said: “Fix the tap”

He replied: “Do I look like a plumber?”

Then she said: “Fix the door handle”

He replied: “Do I look like a carpenter?”
He went out that afternoon and returned to find the garden don, the tap and the handle fixed, and asked his wife how she did it.

“The neighbor’s son saw me in the garden and offered help” She replied, “and said he’d either do it for sex or a hamburger”

The man said in shock: “You gave him a burger, right?”

She replied: “Do I look like McDonald’s?”