"Well, it's a bit embarrassing," he says.
"That's OK," says the doctor. "Take your time and start at the beginning."
The businessman takes a deep breath, and begins.
"I think it's my lifestyle " he says. "You see, every morning I get woken up by my maid. She's a gorgeous blonde, and we have passionate sex. Then I get chauffeured to the office. My driver is a stunning brunette and we always park up on the way to make love on the back seat. Then I get to the office, and I have sex with my secretary, who's a beautiful redhead. During the day I often have my way with a couple of the female staff members. Then I have my secretary again before I leave, my driver in the car on the way back and make love to my maid before bed time."
"Blimey!" Exclaims the doctor. "You must be the luckiest man alive. What could possibly be the problem?"
"Well," says the businessman. "It hurts when I wank."
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