...they saw a name tag, and it said "Love". Billy and Andrew looked around, but an owner was nowhere to be found, so they decided to keep it.
"Come here, Love," Billy would say, but the dog wouldn't respond at all. Billy decided to give it a new name, and since it didn't follow directions, he named it "Idiot".
The next day, they were giving Idiot a walk, and he started to bark at a stranger.
"Hey, Idiot, what are you doing?" Andrew said.
"What the hell did you call me?!" Said the stranger, infuriated, and took out a gun. He shot Andrew right in the heart.
Andrew looked at Billy and said, with his last breath,
"Shot through the heart, and you're to blame... You gave Love a bad name"
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